remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”
JE SUS CHRIST NEVER lAUGHED SO MUCH OH MY GOD HELOP ME
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk
can the science side of tumblr explain THIS
this is the mitochondria hard at work, truly the powerhouse of the eukaryotic cell
If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost
i feel this in my bones
enough to make your systems blow?
if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.
*takes 19 selfies*
*deletes 22 selfies*