spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
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fatbellamy:

remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”

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JE SUS CHRIST NEVER lAUGHED SO MUCH OH MY GOD HELOP ME

(Source: flauxx)


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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


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lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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rlmjob:

minishcap:

can the science side of tumblr explain THIS

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this is the mitochondria hard at work, truly the powerhouse of the eukaryotic cell


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noctstiel:

angrymuslimah:

sovietxprincess:

If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost

i feel this in my bones

enough to make your systems blow?

(Source: princessxkaty)


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dirtylowfrequencies:

if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.


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kristoffkriston:

if-only-someone-loved-you:

xxladybugdisney:

this is the cutest thing ever lol

the gif froze and i sat there for a good two minutes just waiting
because i knew anna would pop up at some point

so what ur saying is that the gif was
frozen
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*takes 19 selfies*

*deletes 22 selfies*

(Source: k999)


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